I was looking through some old backups and chanced upon these answering machine messages I did as an 18 year old yungun just out of school.

I obviously had more time on my hands back then…!

They are totally embarrassing but nonetheless funny (I think so anyway).

Answering machine news

Optus Answering Machine

Nescafe answering machine

Bank of Melbourne answering machine [voiced by my old school friend Tim Walter who is now a Bell Shakespeare actor]

Referendum answering machine [a parody on the 1999 republic referendum "no" vote theme song]

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