I was looking through some old backups and chanced upon these answering machine messages I did as an 18 year old yungun just out of school.
I obviously had more time on my hands back then…!
They are totally embarrassing but nonetheless funny (I think so anyway).
Bank of Melbourne answering machine [voiced by my old school friend Tim Walter who is now a Bell Shakespeare actor]
Referendum answering machine [a parody on the 1999 republic referendum "no" vote theme song]

