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Very geek humour: GraphJam

March 29th, 2008 · No Comments

GraphJam: humour for people in cubicles. I love it! My favourite graph so far:

funny graphs

There's also Jamphat, which graphs rap songs (sometimes quite obscenely, warning NSFW):

image061 Very geek humour: GraphJam

via Wired

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Fantastic collection of contextual menu items for Mac

March 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

Ever wanted to change the desktop picture in Mac OS X by selecting the file in the Finder, right clicking and selecting "set as Desktop Picture" from a context menu?Or perhaps select some files, then "move files to a new folder", "create folder enclosing these files" or "make new folder for files"? (It's about time Apple built a "move files" option into OS X rather than just having copy available via the GUI.)

The answers to these needs are at a great page listing various context menu plugins for Mac OS X. Check it out. The two mentioned above are DeskPicChangeCM and MoveItemsX.

I also discovered a wonderful program that sits in your menu bar and lets you change your desktop picture. It can change desktop pictures on a schedule, too (with very nice transitions). It's called PictureSwitcher (pictured below). It's $US30 shareware, which I will happily pay once I've got some damn money in the bank again ;-)

screenshot Fantastic collection of contextual menu items for Mac

And then there's this handy Utility… Desktop 2 Login, which replaces the utterly hideous, gaudy, un-Apple-like purple starscape that sits behind the OS X login screen. It simply copies your current desktop picture to be displayed instead. Why couldn't Apple have provided that as an option!! Grumble grizzle!

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Money quote: "It could get uncomfortable… chafing"

March 19th, 2008 · No Comments

World's first truly realistic R&B song. Classic!!

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How to turn off slow sleep / hibernate mode on a MacBook Pro

March 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Putting a Mac notebook to sleep is taking progressively longer and longer as time goes by. The reason? We're all ordering notebooks with 2 to 4GB of RAM now, and by default, OS X writes the entire contents of memory to disk before going to sleep.

Since Apple is pretty good about force-sleeping the computer before the battery runs out entirely, it's actually very rare to run out of battery altogether. I think in the entire time I've been using Macs, the safe sleep function has only been necessary once — and that was when I changed an old worn out battery over to a new one.

Fortunately, you can disable safe sleep mode, by entering the following into the terminal:

sudo pmset -a hibernatemode 0

If you want safe sleep mode back, just change the '0' to a '3'.

Voila — your Mac will be back to the good old days of instant sleep.

There's also a preference pane that can do this called Smartsleep, which lets you select a nice middle-ground: only use safe sleep mode if the battery is running low at the time you sleep the notebook. For me, who is usually plugged into the power point, that's ideal!

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Hitz FM is dead, long live Hitz FM

March 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Wow, what a blast from the past. I used to read the news as a schoolkid on the wildly successful community radio station, 89.9 Hitz FM. I also did some graphic design (poster) work for them back then too. Them were the days! In hindsight, what those guys like Nick Karlas and Andrew Gyopar did was give a really great opportunity for Melbourne kids to get involved in the media. I loved doing radio!

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David Richards digs his hole a little deeper

March 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Just days after his appearance on ABC Media Watch, David Richards has posted a story including inaccuracies that could have been avoided with the smallest amount of research.

One of the inaccuracies that caught my eye was about me. According to Richards "Maybe Dan needs another drink before he chokes on his grovelling for Kickstart or a round at the bar from [a vendor] who at one Kickstart event had a bar tab that would break even my expense account."

Richards (thankfully) doesn't know me well but evidently got his facts wrong on this one. I don't drink alcohol (for health reasons) … and I don't tend to grovel for rounds of mineral water. Nor was I present at these supposed drinks — or possibly even the Kickstart in question (he's not specific in his story about which event he's referring to.)

But even if I was, is David really surprised that journos have drinks at conferences on a vendor tab? I'm sure David has been the recipient of plenty of corporate hospitality — I wonder if he feels it has compromised his independence?

Then again, one can't be sure whether this story was really published by Richards or one of the hackers that have been controlling what is published under his name.

At least now, Richards knows that all eyes in the IT journalism community are on his sites all the time, so if the hackers start posting plagiarised copy again, or stories with gross inaccuracies, we'll be able to expose them publicly for him so he can correct them.

I imagine vendors are already becoming wary of inviting Richards to any events until he can assure them that the hackers are banished from his sites for good, lest they publish something completely inaccurate or plagiarised, as has happened so many times in the past.

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Australian tech editor accused of serious plagiarism

March 4th, 2008 · No Comments

Media Watch broadcast an illuminating segment last night on the publisher David Richards, who is alleged to have plagiarised numerous stories from other websites.

You can Digg the video here to help other people see it.

Richards has excused himself from the allegations with the rather implausible explanation that his website has been under the control of a hacker for the last two years. The hacker is supposed to have been hell-bent on publishing other people's content, with a hastily written standfirst at the top of the articles in an attempt to cover up the fact they're plagiarised.

Numerous content owners have said they have contacted Richards over the years to complain about their content being ripped off, which pours cold water on Richards' excuse that he was unaware of the "hacker".

Whirlpool has had a discussion thread going since 2005 about plagiarism of Whirlpool articles that have appeared on Richards' websites. One post includes a long list of other articles that the "hacker" has published on Richards' behalf.

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World's best spaghetti bolognese recipe

February 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Perfected by me over 15 years.The perfect balance between of ease of cooking with pantry/fridge-common ingredients and rich tomatoey goodness.

INGREDIENTS

  • 1 punnet ground beef (the Woolworths organic minced beef tastes best)
  • 1 big white or brown onion (sliced)
  • 2 big cooking carrots (grated)
  • 2 zucchinis (grated)
  • 500g pre-sliced mushrooms
  • 1 heaped teaspoon prechopped garlic from a jar
  • half teaspoon prechopped chilli from a jar
  • 1 beef stock cube (dissolved in hot water)
  • generous shake of salt
  • 1 jar tomato passata
  • 1 800g tin of tomatos
  • big shake of dried oregano (e.g. two heaped dessert spoons)
  • big shake of dried parsley (e.g. two heaped dessert spoons)
  • big shake of dried basil (e.g. two heaped dessert spoons)

METHOD

  • grate carrots and zucchinis, put to the side
  • Fry up onions till soft
  • Fry up meat till well browned (with onions)
  • Put everything else in!
  • Simmer till the ingredients of the sauce seem 'saucy' and well integrated. Usually takes 1 to 2 hrs. Make sure you stir often so it doesn't stick.

Serve with al-dente pasta (thin spaghetti or regular spaghetti), grated parmesan cheese and optionally, good quality crusty bread and butter.Good luck!!! It's a pretty fail-safe recipe.

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Stop websites disabling your browser address bar, toolbar, bookmarks etc

February 26th, 2008 · No Comments

Do you hate it (like I do) when you click a link and a website opens a new browser window without the address bar, toolbar, bookmarks, scroll bars etc … and you can't even resize the window?

Banks are particularly annoying like this… despite the fact that their websites are designed to work on screens as small as 800×600, they have code in their login routines that maximises the internet banking window, even if you're running a high-res display like a 24".

Here's a hugely useful tip about how to reconfigure Firefox to stop websites doing these annoying things.

1. Open a new tab in Firefox. In this new tab, type about:config into the address bar.

2. Copy and paste this text into the filter box: dom.disable_window_open_feature.

3. Double click each of the items that appears in the list to change the default behaviour. (See the tip referenced above for more detailed info on what each of the list items does.)

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Yes, we can: great American political video

February 10th, 2008 · No Comments

I'm really no fan of American politics… I think it's overly money-driven and I think it's revolting that it's basically impossible for a candidate to get anywhere unless they profess a deep and fervent commitment to almighty God. But this video produced for the Obama camp is pretty amazing, and worth watching. It's a refreshing difference to the "we're gonna bomb the world, y'all, and stand up for America, heee-haw" rhetoric of the Bush administration.

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Puppet claims Steve Jobs stole MacBook Air

January 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

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Parody of Sol Trujillo is an outrage

January 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

I encourage you not to watch the below video, which pokes fun at Telstra CEO Sol Trujillo, calls him an "Ass Sol" and other childish barbs. It is not funny and is an abomination.
No really, do not click play. Move right along to someone else's web page. I dare you.

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I've had it with dishonest tech marketing!

December 19th, 2007 · No Comments

Why don't tech companies just say what they mean? As a journalist, I'm sick of receiving essentially dishonest announcements from big tech companies.

Read more…

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Peter Garrett yesterday vs today

November 29th, 2007 · No Comments

Wow, loved this piece in the SMH today looking at where Peter Garrett has come from to where he is now.

Perhaps a comparison might serve to illuminate. First some of the lyrics from "Blue Sky Mine", written by Garrett:

"The candy store paupers lie to the share holders / They're crossing their fingers they pay the truth makers / The balance sheet is breaking up the sky".

And then today's rather less impulsive lyrical achievement:

"I am very proud of the comprehensive set of policies and proposed actions we put to the people of Australia in the election campaign, and I am very pleased and proud to be involved in implementing them."

Strewth.

Still, I'm nonetheless impressed to have the Midnight Oil lead singer as the environment minister. Wish he'd do a Midnight Oil redux though. Arny the Governator still throws Terminator lines into his speeches in California, after all.

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Best. Ringtone. Ever.

November 16th, 2007 · No Comments

Listen to this demented, distorted, dying "Nokia tune" ringtone. MP3 of the "dying Nokia" ringtone

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