Posts Tagged Apple

Fake Steve Jobs abuses CNBC anchor of being a patsy to Apple on his own TV show

The five screen shouting match between Dan Lyons (Fake Steve Jobs) and various CNBC anchors was gold, gold, gold!

Lyons: “there are two kinds of reporters who cover Apple. The kind who realize they’re getting snowed and they’re getting bullied and blocked out, and realize that a lot of what they’re being told is not true — and the other kind, who suck up in order to get access and end up getting played and punked. Like your Valley bureau chief got played and punked by Apple.”

I've gotta say, I 100% agree with Lyons on this one. The number of journos who say things like "Apple never comments so there's no point even trying to get a comment from them" is disturbing. For some reason, just because Apple has obstructive PR policies worldwide, journalists forget their basic journalistic training and often just accept what they're told.

Personally I love the stuff that Apple makes, and I wish them well as a company, but the brick wall PR strategy just makes me try 10 times harder to hold them accountable for product quality, truth in advertising, pricing, customer service and other important issues that all large companies should be scrutinised over.

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Why Apple customers turn the other cheek

There's an AP story doing the rounds on the web today looking at why Apple customers keep coming back for more, even when Apple ships products that are seriously flawed. Like MacBook Pros with endemic screen corruption. Or iPhone 3Gs with pathetic battery life. Or Mobile Me, which doesn't work on so many levels.

To me the answer is obvious:

Apple is to Microsoft what a car is to a horse and cart. Unless the wheels fall off the car totally and the engine of the car blows up and can't be repaired, you're not going to go back to the horse and cart. In fact, even if your car did totally blow up, you're not going to go back to the horse and cart. You're going to try to find another car.

This is exactly why Apple users keep coming back for more. Despite Apple's imperfections — which are HUGE — the product is still streets ahead of the fundamentally flawed products Microsoft churns out — Windows and Windows Mobile.

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Hilarious Apple video from 1987 predicting future of 1997

Money quote: "Introducing the Vista Mac…"

pixel Hilarious Apple video from 1987 predicting future of 1997

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